Great American Comeback’s
When in England at a fairly large conference, Colin Powell was asked by the
Archbishop of Canterbury if our plans for Iraq were just an example of empire
building by George Bush. He answered by saying, ‘Over the years, the United States
has sent many of its fine young men and women into great peril to fight for freedom
beyond our borders. The only amount of land we have ever asked for in return
is enough to bury those that did not return. It became very quiet in the room.
is enough to bury those that did not return. It became very quiet in the room.
At a conference in France where a number of international engineers were taking part, including French and American engineers. During a break one of the French engineers came back into the room saying ‘Have you heard the latest dumb stunt Bush has done? He has sent an aircraft carrier to Indonesia to help the tsunami victims. What does he intended to do, bomb them?’ A Boeing engineer stood up and replied quietly: ‘Our carriers have three hospitals on board that can treat several hundred people; they are nuclear powered and can supply emergency electrical power to shore facilities; they have three cafeterias with the capacity to feed 3,000 people three meals a day, they can produce several thousand gallons of fresh water from sea water each day, and they carry half a dozen helicopters for use in transporting victims and injured to and from their flight deck… We have eleven such ships; how many does France have?’
Once again, dead silence.
Once again, dead silence.
A U.S Navy Admiral was attending a naval conference that included Admirals from
the U..S. , English, Canadian, Australian and French Navy. At a cocktail reception, he
found himself standing with a large group of officers that included personnel from most of those countries. Everyone was chatting away in English as they sipped their
drinks but a French admiral suddenly complained that, ‘whereas Europeans
learn many languages, Americans learn only English.’ He then asked, ‘Why
drinks but a French admiral suddenly complained that, ‘whereas Europeans
learn many languages, Americans learn only English.’ He then asked, ‘Why
is it that we always have to speak English in these conferences rather than
speaking French?’ Without hesitating, the American Admiral replied ‘Maybe it’s
because the Brits, Canadians, Aussies and Americans arranged it so you
wouldn’t have to speak German!’
You could have heard a pin drop…
speaking French?’ Without hesitating, the American Admiral replied ‘Maybe it’s
because the Brits, Canadians, Aussies and Americans arranged it so you
wouldn’t have to speak German!’
You could have heard a pin drop…
And this story fits right in with the above
A group of Americans, retired teachers, recently went to France on a tour.
Robert Whiting, an elderly gentleman of 83, arrived in Paris by plane.
At French Customs, he took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry on.
“You have been to France before, monsieur?” The customs officer asked sarcastically. Mr.. Whiting admitted that he had been to France previously.”Then you should know enough to have your passport ready.”The American said, “The last time I was here, I didn’t have to show it.” “Impossible. Americans always have to show your passports on arrival in France !” The American senior gave the Frenchman a long hard look. Then he quietly explained. “Well, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach on D- Day in ‘44 to help liberate this country, I couldn’t find any damn Frenchmen to show it to.”
WE MAY NOT BE PERFECT, BUT WE’VE GIVEN MORE TO THE WORLD
THAN ANY OTHER COUNTRY AND MORE THAN ANYONE HAS GIVEN US.
